According to a new study that I just made up, sex and orgasms are fun. Fortunately, the evolution of technology doesn't stop at smartphones; it wants to make our sex-lives better. Here's a quick look at some of the latest tech-tastic sex toys.
The We-Vibe 3 Couple's Vibrator is an internal and external vibrator that is designed to be worn during penetrative sex. Yep, this is for some next-level boning. It's C-shaped, with a very strong vibrator in each end and a narrow connecting piece. The idea is that it stimulates the woman's clitoris and internal pleasure places simultaneously while leaving room for a penis (which also benefits from all that jiggling). Six vibration modes, water-proof, rechargeable, remote controlled. You're going to need a lot of lube, though. $140
This clitoral vibrator is a two-parter. The business end can be worn by a woman in her underwear (it comes with special panties that have a pocket for it). The other piece is a wireless remote that has a mic built-in. The mic picks up ambient sound and the vibe pulses in unison to it. That's one way to improve shitty techno. The remote also has manual functions so her partner can control it at will (either by button-pressing or beat-boxing). Would certainly spice up a bad dinner theater production. $80
The Mio Cock Ring by Je Joue is kind of the Cadillac of cock rings. It's made of super-soft and stretchy—yet strong—silicone. It has a magnetic inductive charger, like the MagSafe on a MacBook. That makes it virtually seamless and totally waterproof. It has a very strong motor and a ton of vibrational patterns and intensity levels (which can be adjusted independently), which gives you a lot of variety. Works great for clitoral stimulation during man/woman sex, if that's what you're into. $100
Is it a vibrator, or is it a USB storage device? The answer is yes. We posted about the Duet way back when it was jut a CKIE project. Nice to see it all grown up. It's beautifully designed and super discrete but also very powerful and built for some serious clitoral stimulation. Oh, and not only does it charge by USB, but it can store up to 16 gigabytes of files. If only there were some way you could watch the porn movies you store on it and use it at the same time... if only... $150
This one doesn't mess around (and no, it's not the same thing as a prison "fifi"). It's a rabbit-style vibrator (see the ears?) with three motors. Three! One large motor for the shaft and two small ones for the "ears," which operate independently. Soft, firm silicone, inductive/magnetic charging, and totally water-proof. It ain't discreet, in fact it kinda screams dildo, but hey, it's a dildo. It's for dildoing. Get over it. $140