So much news passes before our collective eyes every day that we couldn't possibly cover it all. Mostly because much of it isn't worth covering! But here are a some borderline tidbits we passed on, just in case.
That headline is approximately one-half accurate. It's the part where Chumby's dead. The employees are now at Technicolor, and your dreams of a glorified alarm clock are over. Let each of us mourn in his or her own fashion. Or not at all. [The Verge]
This bookshelf is fine, just fine. But as long as we're designing things after letters, I'd like to take this opportunity to put in my request for an O-shaped refrigerator and a rocking chair that looks like a lowercase p, physics be damned. Thank you. [Architizer]
People are going to spend $1,300 of REAL HUMAN MONEY to go on a cruise that is thematically linked to the series of cleverish-body-part-removal films known as Saw I Through XXVI. Do you know how many actual saws you could buy for that kind of money? And also any cruise that's based on a movie other than Speed 2 is worthless, ipso facto. [Collider]
Left Behind is our daily collection of chaff we didn't think was quite good enough to post on its own, and why.