Je Joue: Program Yer Pleasure

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The Je Joue programmable vibrator—what is it with vibrators today?—uses a USB connection to download "grooves" that the Je Joue can later play back twixt your thighs.


This $300 "non-penetrative" device:

...comes with 10 grooves pre-programmed, and, with its PleasureWare software, allows users to create, edit, and share custom programs, which can last up to 30 minutes each. Once programmed or downloaded, grooves are transferred to the Je Joue via USB.

No word on a "boom shaka-laka" setting.

Je Joue Programmable Vibrator [ShinyShiny]


The Je joue looks like another step towards virtual reality sex. The Pleasure Sphere from Woody Allen's "Sleeper" isn't that far off. We'll just program in our likes, turn it on, and fabulous orgasms at the touch of a button.

I like the list of what the Je Joue includes (note the software and cables - plug me in!):