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Apple let us down a little bit today, with no iPhone, new iPod, laptop launch, and no "One More Thing" kicker. There, there, it'll be ok.

To make it up to you, I'm here to tell you that tonight, at 9PM California time, and midnight in New York, Gizmodo will post info on a really sweet piece of non-Apple hardware. I had to trade away my spleen to get early notice. Usually, we'd spill the beans right away, but this time, we'll just make you wait a little bit longer for the news. Beg away—we'll tell you nothing.


What's that? A hint? Ok, fine. Here's a video that will only be useful for compounding the mystery, after the jump.