Cat Washer [Via Will Smith's Twisted Brain]
Lick as it might, it can't clean itself if it gets in nasty garbage, or comes across something *really* stinky. Cats may not like water, but they *do* occasionally need a bath, and this is DEFINITELY preferrable to the pain of water-crazed feral claws and teeth. Or were you advocating de-clawing?
Sometimes you just have to treat the animal like it's your pet animal, not your human child, and do what's best for it, regardless how much it dislikes it.