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The Crossbow Machete: The Most Badass Way To Accidentally Kill a Family Member

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If you happen across a giant bald man of some vague Eastern European provenance wearing a blue ESPRIT t-shirt, do not provoke him. Because chances are he is carrying on his person the most ridiculous weapon of the modern age: the crossbow machete. Don't try this at home, or outside, or anywhere, ever. [Geekologie]

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What a waste of time..lol. How would this be useful in like a combat situation if you go around lugging such a huge & noticeable weapon? It's a neat idea and it works, but not realistic when you're in combat or sneaking around. I mean imagine taking something like this to a battlefield where there are snipers, uzi, machine guns, RPGs, etc. Come on... And this thing is a 1 shot hit/miss. By the time you reload this, you'll probably get shot multiple times in combat...