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Moaning Lisa Has Seven Spots That Get Her Hot (Plus NSFW Gallery)

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Never encountered a real woman? Here's your chance: Moaning Lisa, who is part sex doll and part interactive game. She has seven strategically placed touch sensors—and even a couple of potentiometers on her nipples—and she can see you, too, with sensors in her eyes. Just like a real woman, the spots that get her hot are sometimes a mystery, and it's up to you to determine where to touch first. After the jump, take a look at a giant gallery with leering NSFW views of most of her, uh, vital areas.

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Now for the bad news: Moaning Lisa is not available quite yet. She was demonstrated as part of the Arse Elektronika 2007 Conference in San Francisco, a festival displaying the cutting edge of technological innovation and pornography. Don't fret, though, there are plenty of sex dolls available, and more sophisticated ones are undoubtedly on the way. [Laughing Squid, via Oh Gizmo]

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DISCUSSION

All right, this is coming from somebody happily married to a beautiful wife, and who has never had a problem fucking real women since losing my virginity at 15.

It's easy to make fun of these things and its users as "sad" but hold your horses. Any man knows that all the women in the world isn't going to stop you from masturbating every once in a while. They're two different things.

Think of these toys as a means to "creative masturbation." Or, a glimpse into what the future may hold in the realm of creative masturbation.

While I wouldn't touch this (or any of the current Japanese sex-dolls out there) with a ten-foot stick, with another 10 years of R&D, I can see myself considering something along these lines. Think about it: virtual sex with the perfect girl of your dreams, with whom you can realize your most naughty erotic fantasies, without having to worry about getting stabbed by her or have her blackmail you for having an affair.