Angelina Jolie Can't Turn On a Computer

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Anglina Jolie recently revealed to the world that despite portraying both a mega hacker and PC gaming heroine Lara Croft on the big screen, such experience doesn't help her with technology one bit. She explains quite clearly:

...I don't really know how to turn on a computer.

Apparently, my penis is not a computer. [metro via shinyshiny][getty images]

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Why is it no one comments on Bill Gates pictures that he needs to pack on some pounds (he does). His Royal Jobness looks pretty good though, and the Emporer of Woz has a major bouncability factor going for him. ;) View from the OTHER side.