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Bird-Electron EZISON 0 is Chunky Portable Speaker Bliss, Almost

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The EZISON 0 speaker has Bird-Electron written all over it; it's pricey, utterly ridiculous and has a design that makes us swoon. Available in white, red, gold, blue or silver aluminum finishes, the EZISON 0 is quite the looker whatever color you should choose, but we just cannot get our heads around the 7350 Yen ($73) price tag. After all, a portable speaker that relies on your MP3 player for juice via the 3.5mm jack connection isn't going to pump out the tunes. In fact, standing in at only 73×76×32mm, the EZISON 0 probably sounds just as good as an electron sized bird. (See what I did there with the old semantics? Please, stay seated.) [NewLaunches]

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Add to the lack of amplification the fact that it looks like a purse from afar, and any guys who carries this around is going to get the wrong kind of attention.

(Or, maybe the right kind of attention if you swing that way.)