If you are using an iOS device, open any text window and write Ballmer. Unless you have someone named Ballmer in your address book, you are just going to get this from the autocorrection engine: Baloney.
It's not a Photoshop. I just tried myself. I guess it's just a coincidence or they just couldn't resist. [Satiritron]
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Remarkably it also corrects "microsoft" to "satanic multibillion dollar corporation seeking to take over the world through both aquisition and development and, in doing so, completely screwing over any competitors - oh and vista blows donkey dick"