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30 Mars Phoenix Discoveries NASA Will Never Show the World

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For this week's Photoshop contest, I asked you guys to show us what the Mars Phoenix really discovered that government didn't want us to know about. Well, apparently Mars is a popular destination for politicians, terrorists, Bigfoot and assorted other bizarre life forms. If most of this stuff did exist on Mars, the Men in Black would break down crying because their lives are meaningless and the government would shut down NASA immediately and return the money to taxpayers. Hit the jump for the top three, the Gallery of Champions and... the truth.First Place — Ross Jeffcoat

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Second Place — Andy Sciamanna

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Third Place — John Fischetti

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The shadow is wrong in the first place pic, FTW?