Cyborg Crocodile Would Make Captain Hook Pee His Pirate Panties

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Holy ashfjksahfkdfhja. This is Robo-Croc.

Illustration for article titled Cyborg Crocodile Would Make Captain Hook Pee His Pirate Panties
Illustration for article titled Cyborg Crocodile Would Make Captain Hook Pee His Pirate Panties

He's built with a pair of metal rods that run down his face, and over forty screws are bolted to his head holding his jaw and skull together.

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Surgeons were forced to construct the biotechnological terror now known as Robo-Croc after a car crushed his formerly ordinary-but-endangered crocodile head last year. He's not eaten in three months. They're hoping that by reinforcing his snout and reconstructing his head and face with a similar texture, they can get him to eat again.

Perhaps they should start with one-handed pirates that have cybernetic limbs. I wonder if he's still going to get his brains scrambled by magnets, though? [Telegraph]

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This is what's wrong with the world. We'll go out of way to save a Crocodile, who will more than likely die soon regardless of what they've done to it, yet we wouldn't do the same for a fellow human. At least not free of charge.

And I'll be the first to say it, he's gonna make a kick ass pair of boots.