I was just thinking, "I want a friend who has a touchscreen belly with LED Swarovski eyes that light up when someone calls, and loves me unconditionally." Lo and behold, there was Urban McHughly.
He's coming soon, and is powered by your iPhone in his chest, like Tony Stark's heart. And I'm pretty sure we will be super best friends forever and ever, especially after I teach him how to play Street Fighter IV, but not with Ryu or Ken, because those people suck and don't have hands you can wipe your iPhone's screen off with. [Urban Tool via Chip Chick]