Mozzarella: The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Pizza-Prize. Its ten-second mission: to divide strange new pies, to cut new slices and new portions, to boldly separate where no cutter has gone before. *Cue music* [Think Geek]
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This thing has no guard over the blade.
I'm not a docter, but slip while using this, and it will cut to the Bones.