Wow. Are the copy writers for this thing right out of 1984 or what? (the book, not the year)
Point #5: "software informs the user of cooking time remaining" so no productivity is lost because you can work while it heats for the one to two minutes it takes to warm up the tiny food cartridge.
Point #6: This might as well say "the employee can enjoy a hot meal of soylent green based nutrient product, giving them the energy to efficiently complete their busy working day."
Point #7: says this thing is also a "notice board". Seriously?