The year is 3022. Persons of rank wear amazing lightning-bolt gloves that can fend off smallish missiles, and billowy white powdered wigs are finally back in style. The Space Olympics are being held on Zargon, but lo, due to funding issues, popular sports such as Space Disk, Space Swords and the ever-popular Space Luge may be cancelled. Oh, and the facility's oxygen may also run out. Note: Third time's definitely the funniest, and that f'n' bleepin' Swiffer ad isn't ours, so don't yell at me. [SNL]