I know. LED-illuminated pool table. You don't really need much more information to justify the $700 that you are going to spend on it. Each pocket illuminates with blue LEDs. That's it. Done. Here's my credit card. But in case you need more, the six-feet pool table converts into a card playing table and a "dining table". According to the manufacturers, the Aurora Pool Table has been "specially designed to replicate the play found on a commercial pub style British pool table", which I'm sure means that a) is compliant with the pool rules in that country and b) comes with a five gallon bottle filled with a mix of urine, old beer, and fried pork grease mixture, so you can spray your carpet and furniture until it really feels like a real British pub. Without the drunk lads.


• Replicates playfield dimensions of 6ft slate bed British pool table • Pocket sizes the same as found on British pool table • Commercial standard cushions • Hard wearing commercial standard Blue cloth • Blue LED flood lights in the pockets • Specially designed Pool Cue "Holster" for storing cues • Reversible dining top - can be used as a dining top or a card table top • Ball return system • Adjustable feet levelers to ensure a level play surface • Accessories include 2 x 48" cues, a set of Red & Yellow balls, Chalk, Triangle, Brush Unfortunately, it's only available in (Great!) Britain. [Liberty Games]