Can't get enough of your local cable guy and his blue paper booties? Order a Time Warner cable guy calendar.
As the AP report suggests, you've got lots of open-shirted installers posing with cables and flowers as thinly veiled metaphors. In case you were confused, these are actual technicians that are doing the posing, which would make for a very awkward visit the next time on of the chosen twelve are over at your house.
Plus, actual pics here!