Apple engineers are ready to release OS XI, but they need to come up with a theme for each point release, similar to the “big cats” motif of OS X. You choose…

• Housecats. Turn to page 75.
•: To steal Windows 7’s source code instead and release it to and see if fans will notice. Turn to page 20.
• Slang names for penises. Turn to page 6.

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