As a result of your John Mayer love, he wins every single category in the 2011 Grammys, including newly-introduced awards such as “Best single by John Mayer”, “Album most likely made by John Mayer”, “Best Latino Female artist” and surprisingly, “Best music video not starring John Mayer.”

You receive half your share of his profits, as agreed upon, and retire to a tropical island in the Pacific with John Mayer.

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