Last weekend Adam and I were stranded an extra day in Las Vegas, watching football in our Wynn tower penthouse, and the Fox Sports robot started doing pushups. And we struck upon a revelation.

That revelation is that exercising robots make absolutely no sense. Robot exercise is destructive; it breaks things down, rather than build things up.

Kintore-Z here seems to be alluding to this fundamental paradox in his own supremely fucked up way. The more pushups he does, the more his tortured circuits and servos howl, the more he falls apart. The kid watching him must now be huddled in a corner somewhere, gently rocking.

Too early in the morning for this? Maybe. [Pink Tentacle]