Love blowing cash on stupid, useless crap in the middle of the recession just to show how rich you are? Want to meet other people like yourself? MyCentrl is the $999.99 iPhone app for you.

Cleverly, MyCentrl's developers only put up a single screenshot, revealing buttons for "people" and "chat," and fail to describe the application in any way, shape or form, other than calling it a social networking app. Meaning if you want to unlock the mystery, you need to drop a grand to do so.

But you know when you do, you'll be in good company, surrounded solely by people who also have $1000 to spend on an iPhone app just to meet other rich people with no regard for money or taste, like themselves. You know, like Citigroup executives. [iTunes via App Shopper - Thanks merlosso!]