You might want to move those magazines off the table, that is, if your coffee table is really the Vidro Floor Fireplace.

Completely portable, the $970 stainless steel Vidro fireplace requires only gelled ethanol fuel to burn a smokeless flame in your home. The two glass panels do seem superfluous to the structure, as they can't possibly be that effective in keeping out fingers/toes/cats. Yet the design is still missing a big something.


And I call that something a pig-loaded spit. Because what is it worth to have all the open air fireplaces in the world but no pork roasting atop them? [panik via DVICE]

(Commenters are urged to photoshop their meat of choice roasting over the Vidro.)