God only knows how many times I've needed an ejection seat in bars. Too bad that these Martin-Baker Mk7s—used in the hand-made $225,000 Phantom Bar—don't work for real. The whole thing is so tacky that is cool.
OK, it's not cool. I just like the seats, scavenged from McDonnell Douglas F-4 Phantom Jets and fully restored. Still, whoever buys this thing, I need an invite to try it. I do some really good caipirinhas that will actually make the Mk7 fly. [Phantom Werks via CrunchGear]