If Tutankhamun died today, no one would wrap the pharaoh in cloth—that stuff is useless when one's body rises again in the afterlife. What any guy always needs on hand is a long, radioactive orange extension cord.

This lamp is of a similar mindset.

Wrapped in its own cord, the lamp will rarely be out of reach from the nearest socket...pending a little deconstruction. Buy yours for $150, or bring your own cord for $75. Or, and I'm sure you're mind has beaten me here, build your own entirely for like $5. [Craighton Berman via CoolestGadgets via OhGizmo!]