Last week we put out a call for help. Windows 7 is great, but it just needs some sex appeal, you know? As usual, our lovely readers came through. Common themes in these Photoshops include: Apple, genitalia, sports, and ugh.
First Place: A man who simply goes by "Richard" sent us this, which I had to censor, extensively. Windows 7 is cooler just because of the mere existence of this picture, for reasons I'm not capable of articulating.
Second Place: Alex Gallitano. Yes! The graffitied stamp of a decreasingy edgy, increasingly irritating urban artist is exactly what Microsoft needs.
Third Place: What Dan Mansion lacks in subtlety, he more than makes up for in thoroughness. No slogan unturned, as they say.
And the rest! [warning: A few of these are pretty gross, and almost definitely NSFW]