This isn't just for the laydees of Gizmodo. Men make sauces too! And with a name like "Autonomous Saucier," it's practically using robot technology, right? The little sauce-stirrer has stainless steel legs and with speeds for perpetual standing-upright whizzing.
Powered by four AA batteries it'll stir for up to four hours, but with the average sauce taking under five minutes to whizz together, you shouldn't need a battery change too often. It's on sale now, for $39.95 from Hammacher Schlemmer—and if this sauce-stirring baby doesn't get you going, this miniature DIY frother might do the trick for lighter sauces. [Hammacher Schlemmer via OhGizmo]