In this week's conservative, undersexed app roundup: Guitarists, assisted! Camera and video apps, replaced! Final Fantasy yearning, sated! Science, wielded like a sword! Birds, projectilized! Beautiful puzzles, conquered! And more...

The Apps

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This Week's iPhone News

Winter Weather May Trigger Your iPhone's Moisture Indicator

Forbidden Apple: On The Death of iPhone Sex Apps

Tantalizing iPhone Code Clues Hint at Future Video Chat Capability

More Fun Than Unfollowing, Now You Can Sh*t On Twitter With the Bird Turd iPhone App

5000 Casualties of the App Store Boob War

Apple Rejects a Non-Sexual, Non-Violent, Non-Alcoholic App For Reasons Unknown

Swimsuit Catalog Banned While Sports Illustrated Swimsuit App Remains in App Store

Apple's "Boobie Apps" Banning Resulted In the SuicideGirls' Removal, Despite it Contradicting Schiller's Criteria

So Apple Bans Girls In Bikinis, But A Shirtless Gay Dude Washing A Car Is OK?

iPhone 3.2 Beta 3 SDK Simplifies Developing Universal iPad/iPhone Apps (Or Not)

New "Explicit" Category in App Store Could Herald Return of Sexy Apps

Apple Removes Explicit Option From iTunes

Ask an Expert: How To Watch Porn on Your iPhone

When It's Okay to Pay For an App

The iPod Touch Is This Generation's Tamagotchi

This list is in no way definitive. If you've spotted a great app that hit the store this week, give us a heads up or, better yet, your firsthand impressions in the comments. And for even more apps: see our previous weekly roundups here, and check out our Favorite iPhone Apps Directory. Have a great weekend, everybody!