Want to know where you can get a glimpse of the ultra-rare total solar eclipse? This map shows exactly when and where every eclipse in the next fifteen years will be visibleā€”and why you should move to Memphis.

The next North American solar eclipse will hit in August 2017, and be visible close to Memphisā€”so you've got seven and a half years to get down there. Other than that, the map also shows that all of Europe must have wronged the sun and/or moon in some way, because they are totally locked out of eclipse action for at least the next decade and a half. See, France? And here you thought there'd be no tradeoff for universal healthcare. The sun god Ra does not approve of your politics! [Flickr]