Face it: Father's Day is Sunday and you have yet to purchase a little something for dear old Dad. It's Gizmodo and Chase Blueprint's Dads & Grads Gift Guide to the rescue! Let's look at a couple of selections for the Dad with overgrowth of the floral or follicular variety.
Black and Decker Rechargeable Lawn Mower
For the Dad Who Keeps Threatening to Sell the House and Buy an RV
He's tired of cleaning the gutters, weatherproofing the windows, and, most of all, fighting with the damn relic of a lawn mower he's had since the '70s. He's going to wind up losing a hand, then you'll be sorry. Show him how simple yard maintenance can be with a Black and Decker Rechargeable Lawn Mower. No gas, no oil, no fumes. Better yet, hire a neighborhood kid to use it to cut the grass for him. $399
Philips Norelco Bodygroom System
For the Dad Whose Genes You Unfortunately Share
You supposedly inherit hair genes from your mother. But you can't believe the hype-just last week you found Chewbacca fur on your earlobe, and now all you can think about your pop's own extendo-mane. This cordless bodygroomer from Philips Norelco isn't the most tactful of gifts, but it comes with a 2-year guarantee and that might be enough time for Dad to tame his follicles and for you to forget that one day you, too, will look like Wolfman. $69.99