Two teenaged thieves allegedly broke into a house and stole video games, CDs and DVDs. Normal, except when they left, they killed three pet fish because they "didn't want to leave any witnesses." It gets better.

When the residents returned home they also found hot sauce, mustard, ketchup and spices had been poured into their fish tank and three goldfish floating at the top, police said.

As Barrett says, "if only someone had refocused that energy into a delicious hotdog." [Daily Herald via Boingboing]