"Don't let your schmoooores end up on the floooor" says the promo video for the S'more to Love racks, which promises to "bring the schmoooores indoooors" for $20. You don't have to be as nauseating as the family in the video, but y'know, it does help:

If my keyboard looked like this, I'd be eating it right now. [Amazon via S'more to love via GearPatrol via OhGizmo]