Awesome filmmaker, iPhone user, and guy with girlfriend problems Casey Neistat wanted to put Siri to the ultimate test: will it salvage his relationship? So he pitted his poor IRL personal assistant against Apple's virtual take. The results? Mixed! Hilarious!

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Siri will beat any human when it comes to apology texts, but what about delivering flowers? No contest—legs beat the web. Still, this video leaves a lot of questions unanswered: does Siri have a pathetic groveling setting? Can it sub in for emotionless makeup sex? Will "I AM SORRY SHE MEANT NOTHING TO ME IT WAS A DRUNK MISTAKE" sound as convincing in Siri's stilted robo-voice? [NYT via BuzzFeed]