You can argue all you want about the best this or most popular that, but there's really only one unbiased arbiter of greatness: the Internet. And here's what it has declared as the most important everything-you-care-about.

Dogs, cats, actors, gear. We put them all through our highly scientific test (top result on an incognito Google Image search) to see what you, the Internet, holds most dear. The results, not surprisingly, are ridiculous.

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Gadget

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We're revamping Bestmodo to include these as we speak. Just as soon as we figure out what they are.


Cute

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Yep. No argument here.


Coffee Maker

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Hear that, pour-over purists? You've been misled. Drip is hip.


Actor

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Presenting multiple-Oscar winner Cyclops.


Pizza

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Why wasn't this pizza planet from the Pizza Planet in Toy Story? Or was it?


PC

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Is it me or does this PC look like it's going to gobble up some unsuspecting kids and trap them in a computer slave world?


Car

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Overcompensating much, internet?


Actress

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Does anyone know who this is? It kind of looks like Rebecca Black but older. Is future Rebecca Black the best actress of her generation? Going to assume yes.


Celebrity

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Or has Google just not updated SEO crawlers on celebrities since 2002.


Quarterback

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Yes. Definitely the 2002 thing. In Google world Brady Quinn and Jennifer Love Hewitt are the Tom Brady and Giselle Bundchen. And I want to live there.


Camera

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Anyone who preordered a 5D Mark III really should've taken another look at the Nikon D40.


Pie

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Hard to argue about the SEO power of Pi on Pie on Pi on Pie.


Chip

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Congratulations, nerds! You own the internet, and love processors more than salty snacks.


RAM

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And again! The stupid animal doesn't show up until the middle of page two.


Mouse

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Have you been playing Mass Effect 3? This thing looks like a Geth head. Anyways, sorry the Internet hates you, Mickey.


Point Guard

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If Brady Quinn is the Google Images Tom Brady, does that make Magic Johnson the Google Images Brady Quinn? Is that, like, DaJuan Wagner in basketball?


Cellphone

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So that's why Nokia had to bet the farm on Windows Phone.


Beautiful

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This is with safe search off, so I was very surprised when this came back SFW.


Ballmer

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Also surprised that this was SFW.


Tablet

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Haha, your new iPad sucks! Kidding, it's still pretty great.


GOP Presidential Candidate

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FIGURES.


Geek

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Do you all actually look like this? Does anyone actually look like this? Please don't actually look like this.


Telephone

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This is a telephone, you damn kids.


City

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New Yawkkkkk. Concrete jungle where dreams are made up. There's nothing you can dooo.


Child Star

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Biggest upset? Poor Macaulay is stuck at #2.


Dog

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THIS IS BEST DOG.


Cat

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THIS IS THE BEST CAT. And surprisingly lol-free.


Animal

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Obvious.


Wrestler

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Still makes more sense than Brady Quinn


Video Game

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Either a microcosm of the future of video games or a really fun word to type and say. Wii. Wiiiiiiiiii. Wiiwii.


Meal

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YES, AMERICA. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE GREAT!!!!!


Gizmodo Blogger

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Frighteningly accurate.