Technology and non-human lifeforms are not mutually exclusive things. And in a very poignant, hard-hitting interview with USA Today, the de facto leader of the Muppets, Kermit the Frog, sat down to discuss his favorite and least favorite technologies.

Kermit is something of a tech curmudgeon, proclaiming a dislike of thumb typing, texting, Twitter, multitasking. You see he has no thumbs, and claims that multitasking will get you killed in the swamp (does Kermit still even live in the swamp?!). But there is one piece of tech Kermit does like: HD camcorders. Ugh. So predictable.

[USA Today]