Where would we be without Evite? Probably right where we are now! There are a bajillion other, better ways to invite friends to things online (like saaaaay, Facebook). But the fact that nobody's used the world's most annoying online RSVP service in years doesn't stop Family Guy from dishing out a good ol' fashioned Evite smackdown. Thanks for the laughs, but how dare you make me remember those awful clipart backgrounds. [Family Guy]