We gave up on Kickstarter a few months ago; too many unfulfilled orders of too many far-fetched concepts. It's the internet's biggest—and most expensive—letdown, to be honest. Unless, of course, it's being used to help Michael Bay bring the Bad Boys franchise back with aliens and explosions and oh gawd why can't this just be real.

The fake pitch from Jest (full video below) really captures the essence of the "MTV Award-winning director" of every movie that dared explode too many things. And if this one doesn't strike your fancy, just hold out for his Kickstarter to not make Transformers 4: Explosion:

Click here to view this www.jest.com embed.