There's seemingly an infinite supply of novelty USB flash drives and hubs for consumers to waste their money on, but none come close to the gag-inducing adorableness of this tiny toaster hub and accompanying anthropomorphized slices of toast.

The hub itself is $28, but if you want to complete the set with all four toasty 4GB flash drives, you'll need to cough up an extra $100. You can also buy them individually at $25 a pop, or forego the adorable slices altogether with your own drives, but really, where's the fun in that?