Amidst all the "iphone" and "android" and "dealzmodo" searches that send people Gizmodo's way on a daily basis, there's usually a smattering of inexplicable incoming traffic. And today's selection was particularly enjoyable:

free food online
creepy pig cake
i want to sex with phon
wine glass with tank
dvd rewinder
orange clogs
talking to yourself
sex video
bra shopping fit
buy 1980 transformer
is steve jobs dead
baby snuggie
ice cream
prom photos
new porn

Actually, come to think of it? Sounds about right.