Earlier this week there was a giant 2,000-person brawl at a Foxconn factory where they make iPhones. While labor organizations might try to protect workers from Apple, how Apple is protecting them from each other? Enter the iShiv.
Advertised in the bit below, the revolutionary (not to be confused with resolutionary) new product was made up by the funny guys over at the Conan O'Brien Show. Tasteless? A little! Funny? Indeed. The sleek parody shank can be easily hidden in any bodily orifice, and it could come in handy the next time a riot breaks out. [Team Coco]