It's surprising that a rap song about Instagram hasn't come out before right now, especially when you remember that Rick Ross is the best Instagrammer of all time ever. Just look at his profile. If you like pictures of swagged out shoes and giant diamond encrusted watches, follow him now. So, obviously he'd be on a song called "Instagram that Hoe." Private jet? Instragram that hoe. Stack of hundos? Instagram that hoe. A giant blunt? Instagram that hoe. I literally just listed things that have appeared on Rozay's Instagram feed, which means this song is art imitating life imitating art.