We're well into the new year now, past CES, and we're cruising. This week we've got the worst GPS error, the best sex toy, the most resourcefully lazy employee who out-sourced his job, tips on how to rid your browser from the scourge that is Java, Facebook's new social graph, the assholes it turns up, and more. Check it all out below.

Woman Drives for 900 Miles Instead of 90 Thanks to GPS Error

I've read plenty of crazy GPS stories, but this has to be the craziest of them all: a 67-year-old woman drove for 900 miles over the course of two days because of a GPS error combined with her complete lack of attention. Her actual destination was only 90 miles away. More »

How To Disable Java in Your Browser

Java isn't good for your for your computer's health right now. It can mess it up pretty bad. Bad enough that the Department of Homeland Security is warning us all to turn it off. OK, but how do you do that? Fortunately, it's not that hard. More »

22 Stairways That Lead Nowhere

There is something weird and mysterious about stairways that don't go anywhere, and yet they're surprisingly common: inside and outside old buildings, among demolished walls, in big cities and small villages, or in artists' imaginations. They get your mind going, spurring you to imagine secret places and invisible doors. Try climbing the next one you encounter. Or just imagine climbing these. More »

Developer Sacked for Outsourcing His Entire Job to China

The truly lazy are often the most creative. Like this developer, who was caught outsourcing his entire job to China so that he could spend his time at work... not working. More »

These People Are Now Sharing Horrible Things About Themselves Thanks to Facebook Search

FB's glistening new search engine makes finding interesting things about yourself, your past, and all of your friends excitingly easy. It also makes it a cinch to find strangers who are openly racist, sexist, and generally embarrassing. This is fun! More »

Hello Touch May Be the Best Sex Toy Ever Invented

JimmyJane's new Hello Touch may be the best sex toy ever invented. It will turn two of your fingers in natural vibrators that you can apply all over your body, inside and out. It also looks designed by Tony Stark and Jon Ive, which kind of makes you and your partner look like superheroes in an iPod ad. More »

Facebook Just Declared War on Google: Meet Your New Search Engine

Today's big bad Facebook revelation is a search engine-not for the web, but for your entire life. And it's just another step in Facebook's attempt to conquer the entire Internet. This is Graph Search. More »

The 11 Days of the Year When People Watch the Least Amount of Porn

You don't have to pretend here. It's a safe space. Everybody watches porn on the Internet. It's the real reason why the Internet exists. But do you know the days when people watch the least amount of porn? Pornhub.com (you might be familiar with their work) released statistics from 2012 that show when it got the least amount of traffic and found out the 11 days when we watch the least amount of porn. More »

The Tiny Transforming Apartment That Packs Eight Rooms into 420 Square Feet

Living in New York City isn't all adventure and dynamism. Unless you are wealthy the way no real person is, you probably have to settle for a living space that is cramped and cluttered. It is the project of Graham Hill, entrepreneur and treehugger.com founder, to come up with an ideal New York apartment-one with a small footprint, both physically and environmentally, and one that offers just as much beauty and functionality as a pad multiple times its size. More »

TSA to Remove Naked-Image Scanners From US Airports

The Transportation Security Administration has announced that it will remove the controversial "naked image" body scanners from US airports because developers can't write software to make the images less revealing. More »