alysestanley
Alyse Stanley
alysestanley
Gizmodo weekend editor. Freelance games reporter. Full-time disaster bi.
May 17
10

I always thought it was ironic that the military is probably the largest socialist organisation around.  This is coming from a veteran, by the way.

May 15
6

I would love to see a memoir from one of his Facebook co-workers from the perspective of a CA native who has to deal with an East Coast douchelord who comes to the Bay Area, expects it to be exactly like NYC, then writes a whole book about the people who annoy him so much.

May 14
3

Elon Musk is such an exhausting attention whore.

It’s like in spite of being the Tesla guy and the SpaceX guy, what he really wants is to be known as “that one guy on Twitter”.

May 14
3

at this point all i can hope for is that the climate change-fueled mad max biker gangs get here before elon gets his mars rocket. none of the rest of us are getting out of here alive, immortan joe had better kill him with the rest of us

May 9
21

The worst part of the night was when he was basically trying to blame Asperger’s for his behavior. Dude, being on the spectrum doesn’t make you act like an inconsiderate asshole. Being an inconsiderate asshole makes you act like one. 

May 4
1

Ahh thank you for answering. it wasnt in the prohibited items link and I did not see that there was two links. I see how that is very very much against their policy

Apr 26
6

Thier first step was cutting communications, how we laughed then....

Apr 23
3

It’s amazing how many commenters adamantly complain that if you don’t read the Tesla description to see that autopilot is not really a full self-driving feature you’re an idiot and everyone should stop blaming Tesla... Read more

Apr 19
1

It makes me wonder how Peloton treadmill incidents compare to other treadmill brands, in terms of frequency and severity.

Apr 19
1

If you’re a Souls fan, the Demon’s Souls remake is almost worth the new console alone. The start of this year has been really slow for new releases, but that’s changing in a couple weeks finally with Returnal, Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart and FFVII Intergrade coming out soon. As someone who had recently upgraded to a Read more