Alyse Stanley's saved articles

Didn’t notice. I downloaded Control for free before anything went down. I soldier on...

School boards are a stepping stone for full blooded politicians. These people don’t care about a single damn person in most cases. People see the power they can wield over others when they become national level legislators. They see the wealth they can accumulate. School board member to local small town commissions to… Read more

“This is your captain speaking, we will be landing at Denver in 10 minutes, the engine arrived in Broomfield 20 minutes ago.”

Just locker room talk, am I right?

Smug, dismissive tone? Read more

A simple alternative is to swish water in your mouth with your tongue. I do while showering and helped tremendously. 

In a sane universe he never would have made it beyond the primaries in 2016

There’s a so much easier trick to this:
1. Click inside the suspended tab to wake it up (you’ll end up on an error page)
2. From the error page, press Back (you’ll end up in your unsuspended tab)
3. Rejoice

On Thursday, Dominion’s lawyers reportedly sent letters to Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, and Parler asking them to preserve posts about the voting machine manufacturer Read more

The day following the botched coup attempt, the FBI said Caldwell sent a Facebook message to another militia member that said, “Do you like the pictures of us storming the castle?”

First of all, call them sex workers. Second, don’t steal their crutches, that’s mean. They have enough to deal with as it is.

This is going to keep happening until we find all the horcruxes.

“But as social media networks are (finally!) realizing...” Read more

That’s not true for all of us! I, for example, am modestly covered in mayonnaise at all times! Read more

HBO Max, isn’t exactly racking in subscribers as it is. Roughly 8.6 million Americans have signed up to activate the service since its debut in May Read more

Just let me turn off Fleets so I don’t have to see them at the top of my app, please. I haven’t clicked on one since the first day they were released.

“Not everyone can afford gaming rigs or consoles.” Read more

Maybe the real Q was the friends we made along the way.

Big difference: it’s unwise to stick Q-tips in your ears, while it’s unwise to stick Q-drops in your brain.