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Max Read
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Jun 22 2015
3

And this season isn’t even a single director, if I heard right. So we won’t get that level of consistency.

May 27 2015
242

Unless different in Germany... I always spelled (or thought it spelled as I said it, in 1989-90), “PSYCH!”

Jan 9 2015
130

One of the greatest parts of my job are the days when Tommy Craggs, in a flurry of excitement, runs over to me and says something like, "Hey Cooke, can you draw Derek Jeter getting his ass eaten out?" or, "Hey Cooke, can you draw a quick dong on the new Cubs mascot?" Read more

Jan 9 2015
72

Today we had free tacos for lunch in the office and Tommy came back with a plate of rice. Fuck this guy.

Jan 9 2015
130

The only time I've ever gone to a casino has been with Tommy Craggs. He's obsessed with following the probabilistic rules of proper gambling, focusing on "the process" instead of playing blackjack in a way that might possibly be enjoyable. It's like watching an old man slowly masturbating to CSPAN without any of the Read more

Jan 9 2015
49

Craggs has gone to my last two book release parties and, awesomely, worn the same Cubs shirt to both.

Jan 9 2015
177

At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.