RELEASE THE TAPES
We’re not saying anything. Nothing at all.
Feeling very nervous because we’re like 3.5 hours away from knowing whether this is gonna be easy or really, really hard.
The math says Biden can still win this, but it doesn’t feel great. As we wait (and wait, and wait) for results in the last of the key states, much fuckery is about.
NBC is calling Ohio for Trump. There’s too much talk of a tie. Court fights are likely. Get ready for a bad sleep.
There’s way too much talk about a tie in the electoral college.
I am vaping (for the first time in 10 months). I am vaping a lot.
ARE YOU FREAKING OUT??? Ok, but we just remembered that with everything that we know about this election, it could all change 48 hours from now and swing back and forth in the meantime. We’re going to chill out for an hour.
Ohio is narrowing and Trump is catching up. Conservative pollster Frank Luntz maintains that Biden needs to pull off a win in either North Carolina, Florida or Ohio tonight.
DAMN YOU NYT NEEDLE
The early results are coming in and now it’s time for the wild swings to begin. Counties reporting in Kentucky show Biden up by two points. But Quinnipiac gave Trump a 20 point lead ahead of election day. That’s where we’re at. For now. Wee!
Just checking in here with the team. Oscillating mildly around the upper “jittery” area, no big changes. Bryan Menegus is slightly sleepier after eating half of a gigantic veal parm. Otherwise, we’re basically the same. For now.
Posting for Whitney Kimball, who is having unresolvable Kinja issues: “I predict that I’ll make some money on the PredictIt Kanye market.”
Hello. I will be updating the official Gizmodo anxiety needle throughout the night. Right now we’re feelin’
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More like pollut’her amirite
I have three moons left. Pray for me.