For some reason, we were sent Metroplex, the biggest Transformer that's ever been made (yes, bigger than Fortress Maximus). We stood him next to a bunch of stuff. Here's how it went.

Bunch of Toys

Just Other Transformers

A Person

A Taller Person

Johnnie Walker Blue

Steven Paul Jobs Action Figure

Some Moonshine

My Keys

Lord Stanley's Cup (sort of)

A Few Coffee Mugs, Stacked


Large Siracha

A Pretty Big Iron Man Figure

A Pretty Big Camera Lens

Football Helmet

That 2,000 Page Beyond: Two Souls script

A Gigantic Nerf Gun

A Bike

Keyboard Cleaner?

Kobo Mini

Metroplex comes out August 1st for $115, if you want to stand it next to some of your own stuff.