People are doing things with their phones that I didn’t even know you could do with phones. I mean, I get it: In…

The internet is full of irksome words—“heckin,” “awesomesauce,” “updoot”—but the worst one by far is “hubby.”…

Let’s be honest: While humanity has done a lot to support the arts, humans themselves make for a terrible live…

When I log off work today at six, I’ll shuffle over to my window where I’ll anxiously check the time over and over…

I have never been the runner who simply laces up their sneakers, pops in their headphones, and zips out the door.…

The moment we’re living in is so strange that even the phrase “unprecedented times” is seeing unprecedented usage.…

You step outside, finding the usually bustling streets peaceful and empty. Despite a weather forecast pushing 80…

Maybe I’m alone here, but almost two months later, I’m still thinking about a truly haunting tweet from America’s…

Like many people, I live in an apartment. I don’t really know how old my building is, but it must be kind of old: it…

It’s likely the last runner to learn Radek Brunner had been disqualified from the the pandemic’s first virtual…

After a long day of work, I was looking forward to flying to Lazy Egg, my virtual island in Nintendo’s new Animal…

It brings me no pleasure to announce that I have solved the mystery of Andrew Cuomo’s nipples.

You’ve probably dreamed about owning a bidet. Maybe you’ve even rehearsed the pitch in your head—a bidet-equipped…

Whether you’re currently sheltering at home, limiting your time outdoors, or self-isolating, you’ve probably eyed…

I don’t know how else to say this: My cat taught himself to piss in the toilet. Yes, the people one. Yes, on his…

These days, there are millions of songs, podcasts, and audiobooks you can listen to on your morning commute. And…

By the time I knew I was sick, it was already too late. I had already binged on Diagnosis and burned through The…