Captain Picard Laments Twitter, Lauds the iPhone

As of today, I will never tweet again. Meanwhile, expect a hammer to be taken to every HTC/RIM handset within my reach. Jean-Luc Picard* has arrived from the future to capture a humpback whale and set technology straight.


* I know that Patrick Stewart is a real actor and that Jean-Luc Picard is a fictional character. Well, I should say, I know that's the misconception guiding the world's perspective regarding Star Trek TNG. But consider, if you will, the possibility that Picard is real, and he came back in time from the future to play an actor —oh yes—to give us a glimpse at a more peaceful future among the stars in which choice in one's tea is every bit as important as choice in phaser array. [thenextweb]


I Party With Smoot

It's official. I want Patrick Stewart narrating my every sexual encounter from here on out.