This winter has been one of the warmest in history, so, no, you can't use crappy weather as the reason you've gained 15 pounds and now have a pet name for your living room sofa. Just admit it. You're lazy.
However, if you can summon the energy to take this short survey, you could win a Fitbit Fitness Tracker—the perfect gizmo for the athletically disinclined. The Fitbit pays attention to your exercise patterns, monitors your sleep habits, and sends you personalized motivational messages. Now all you have to do is find some workout gear that doesn't make you look like a complete dork.
To enter, email the final answer of the survey question to firstname.lastname@example.org with "Fitbit Fitness Tracker Survey" as the subject line. Standard contest rules apply. Only open to US residents. Readers may also enter by sending their survey answer and their contact information to Gawker Media, Attn: Fitbit Fitness Tracker Survey, 210 Elizabeth Street, Third Floor, New York NY 10012. The contest begins on 2/01/12 at 11:59am EST and ends on 2/16/12 at 11:59pm EST.