And the Lord spake, saying, "First, thou shall buy the full Monty Python Collector's Set for $80, no more, no less. $160 would be too much. Then, jump and read the rest of this dealzmodo."
Gaming:
• Rock Band 2 on Xbox 360 for $29.99 (normally $59.99 - valid until 1/29. Use coupon code " SHP47HTL88M9CC").
• Disney Sing It on Xbox 360 with microphone for $19.99 (normally $39.99 - valid until 1/29. Use coupon code "ZHSFSX$LLVGJ40").
• Grand Theft Auto IV on Xbox 360 for $29.99 plus free shipping (normally $59.99).
• Xbox 360 Wireless Controller for $32.99 plus free shipping (normally $49.99).
Personal Portables and Peripherals:
• Polaroid HD Digital Camcorder for $129.99 (normally $249.99 - valid today only).
• Canon PowerShot A470 7.1MP for $79.95 plus free shipping (normally $99.99).
• Unlocked Motorola MOTOFONE F3 for $24.99 plus free shipping (normally $49.99 - use coupon code "DNEWSF3").
• Plantronics Discovery Bluetooth headset for $19.99 plus free shipping (normally $59.99).
MP3 Players and Peripherals:
• iPod Touch 32GB for $329.99 (normally $399).
• Philips 4GB Go Gear MP3 Player for $44 plus free shipping (normally $99.99).
• SanDisk Sansa 1GB MP3 Player with Expandable Memory (recertified) for $12.99 plus free shipping (normally $54.99).
• Centon 2GB MP3 Player for $14.99 plus free shipping (normally $29.99).
• iPod Nano 3rd Generation Hard Case for $0.99 (normally $9.99).
Computing Peripherals:
• Iomega eGo 1TB Desktop Hard Drive for $103.99 plus free shipping (normally $149.99 - use coupon code "C2$F7S4W96J$T1").
• Epson Stylus All-In-One Printer (refurbished) for $32 plus free shipping (normally $44).
• Epson Stylus Multifunction Color Printer (refurbished) for $29 plus free shipping (normally $42).
Movies:
• Extra - The Complete Series on DVD for $14.99 (normally $39.98).
• Monty Python's Collector Set for $79.95 (normally $159.95).
• Buy 1 TV on DVD Box Set get one free (all with free shipping).
Miscellaneous:
• Inflating Pump for $2.20 plus free shipping (normally $9.95).
Hobomodo:
• MultiSet 6.3 Software for $0 (normally $99.95).
• 6 Personalized Valentine's Day cards for $0 (normally $5.34 - use coupon code "valentine").
• Crest White Strips Sample for $0.
Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Amen.